
(I still support the moms for modesty code I signed over at Everyday Mommy. But this was too funny to keep to myself.)
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It has been brought to my attention that my original post was a bit "bashing." So in an attempt not to whine and complain about my hubby who is a wonderful, hardworking, fabulous provider and father, here's the new and slightly improved version. :)
"Gee, honey, now I understand why the laundry is never done, and dinner isn’t on time when I walk through the door. I’ve always wondered where you were when it’s time to put the kids to bed, now I know. Uh, didn't you give up writing?”
So for the record, my hubby is a wonderful guy who encourages me to take these weekends away, and I am truly grateful he has no problem keeping the kids.
Thank you Lord for your Word and for those who have given to the Gideon's to make it possibly for people to have your Word. I pray their work continues, their support increases and that those who do not know you, will catch a little glimpse of you one night in their hotel room in a Gideon's Bible.
"Gee, honey, now I understand why the laundry is never done, and dinner isn't on time when I walk through the door. I've always wondered where you were when it's time to put the kids to bed, now I know. Uh, didn't you give up writing?"
After dinner Timmy (6), was playing with some phonics tiles. Earlier I helped him write the sentence CAN YOU JUMP? He sounded out the CAN and JUMP, I just helped with the YOU.
While I sorted the color tiles with Gracie, I heard Timmy sounding out a new word. In his innocent, cute little voice he made the "fffff...." sound, then the long "u" sound and the last letter was "K".
He proceeded to sound out the word perfectly! (Guess I'm a better phonics teacher than I thought.) I couldn't help but giggle at the bad word I hadn't heard in years, and he continued saying it with more enthusiasm. Rolling with hysterics, I then tell Timmy to go show his dad what word he spelled. And Timmy did, saying it over and over again. Finally, after I was able to control myself I said, "enough. That's a very, very, very, bad word."
He stopped but was still curious as to what it meant so I said it was as bad as ...then I said some bathroom word I can't even remember what it was. He laughed a little and hasn't said the word since.
"Just 30 more minutes in bed. The kids can make their own breakfast. It's quiet downstairs. I sleep best in the morning hours because I don't get to bed until after midnight and when I do get to bed before midnight I toss and turn for two hours so why go to bed early?"
"What's one piece of cake matter? It's a birthday party. But when you have two birthday cakes per birthday and several parties over the course of Spring, and choose yummy fattening foods instead of salads, and eat an extra couple of pizzas at the buffet, and that extra five pounds you managed NOT to gain over Christmas suddenly appears on your posterior and your clothes feel tighter, then IT really does matter."
"I just don't have to time to exercise or I'm too tired. Yes, it's true, To fit exercise in something has to give, but it seems that now at 37 yrs. old I can't get away with NOT exercising and NOT gaining weight and on my 5 ft 3 1/2 inch. frame which in my opinion still boasts and EXTRA 20 lbs. of baby fat, any more added weight is unacceptable. So why did I have those extra pieces of cake yesterday?"
And I won't even mention how many times a day I loose my patient with my family and my "angry eyebrows" rear their ugly, bushy little heads!
A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!
Dwight Edwards explains it like this:
"We can easily slip into a 'street level' view of goodness. It's like walking down a city street sidewalk and comparing the heights of those you pass by. A few people happen to be well over six feet tall and really stand out from the crowd. But if you were to look down on the scene from atop a hundred-story skyscraper, everybody on the sidewalk would appear equally tiny."
He was in the bathroom, brushing his teeth, or so I thought. As I peeked in I heard squeals of laughter and delight...coming from the shower. Timmy opened the curtain and giggled. "Mom, you'll never believe it. Guess."
I had no idea what he was talking about but ventured a guess. "Uh, you lost a tooth." (He hasn't lost one yet and none were loose."
"Nope," More giggles as I watched him dance around in the shower. "I'm going to take a shower everyday." More giggles.
"No way," This truly was a miracle.
"I just love the warm water. I'm going to take a shower two times a day. Once in the morning and once at night!"
My Young Adult Biblical fiction based on the life of Christ.
I'm fascinated with Jewish history and it shows in this WIP where I intertwine faith, tradition, adventure, and the Gospel. Only problem is the publishing houses aren't buying Biblical fiction from a nobody, but I would so like to get an exciting Gospel into the hands of today's preteens and teens.
My Urban Suspense which deals with issues of temptations and addictions.
I think Christian fiction is missing out on a certain audience. They're the Christians that secretly watch Sex in the City, and Desperate Housewives. Come on now, confess. You've at least seen ONE episode of each. Anyway, my WIP is set in NYC and follows the struggles of a very real, very committed Christian who is struggling with his addictions. Isn't that real life? I wish more real life would make it into Christian books, and I've seen a couple gracing the shelves and have yet to read.
My Juvenile Missions Adventure Series
I love God's people and God's cultures. I want to write a series that covers the adventures of missionary kids living in a different culture. While in college, I spent 6 months in Nigeria and want to pass on some things I've learned in a fun adventurous way. In today's world I think the more kids learn about people different than themselves, the more God's love will be able to work through them.
We are here on earth to serve the living God and reveal His glory through our actions. Dwight Edwards says it like this, "Nothing-nothing-matters more to God than the glory of His name. He is ablaze with a perfect, pure jealousy for His reputation."
So far the morning has gone well. They've been earning money, and only had a little taken away. But the best part is that it helps them think before they react. It's also helped me! I caught myself responding in frustration and before I ended my sentence I had tured it around!