Portrait of Fun

I got this in an email the other day. Maybe I'll try this out when it's time to have the "talk" with my kids. Of course, I believe in abstinence before marriage, but I just couldn't resist this clever take on the "birds and the bees."

A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!